Creepypasta and Work: Spooky

Spooky

By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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You deserved it 3 571

By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 64 773

By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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You deserved it 60

Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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You deserved it 143

By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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You deserved it 773

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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You deserved it 730

By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

awkwardology 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:07

This sounds suspiciously like a beginning to a Scary Move... Dibs on the film rights!

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:06

Call ghost hunters

Comments

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:06

Call ghost hunters

CheeseTron 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 11:11

"I feel a warm stream running down my leg. Oh my god! It's starting to pool around my feet!"

evilscorpi 29

Thursday 5 September 2013 12:57

I'm so scared of the dark I would have ran out, idk op your strong enough to have sat there

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:12

No it's, If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call (Ghostbusters)

SwaggCapone 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 14:52

He could've left the bathroom.........

katnissmellark_fml 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 22:25

or ghost adventures.. .

13katjade 6

Friday 6 September 2013 0:26

Call Sam and Dean Winchester!

CaptinFalconKnig 6

Friday 6 September 2013 0:35

Ghost busters? I rather call Luigi to get rid of the ghosts.

fsomelife 26

Friday 6 September 2013 4:59

The last straw to Moaning Myrtle's self-esteem. Really?

bradyk42 6

Friday 6 September 2013 5:00

Sorry about that OP, I couldn't help it...

slappygecko 21

Friday 6 September 2013 15:07

At least he was already on the toilet. It's convenient to be on the toilet during moments of pure terror.

Vix_Sparda 11

Saturday 7 September 2013 1:19

why so they can over react and pee on themselves? like in south park XD

awkwardology 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:07

This sounds suspiciously like a beginning to a Scary Move... Dibs on the film rights!

biggestfan23 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:22

Will it be another "based on true events" horror movie?

XxXCrissyXxX 12

Thursday 5 September 2013 12:10

I don't know man, sounds like something from the last of us. Fricken Clickers!

Caitie_kid 8

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:08

Better install cameras in every stall so you can catch what's really going on. Paranormal gastritis. Or haunting in Connecticut 3, ghosts of the lavatories.

Lasagnaa 24

Friday 6 September 2013 9:02

#39 That's illegal

samdab 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:07

and that is why you never go to the bathroom alone..

lonewolf658 6

Thursday 5 September 2013 12:07

So that's why girls travel in packs to the restroom

DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:13

I would've ******* shit myself! .. Wait..

Jareth_King 21

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:55

No we travel in pacts because something bad could happen like when Hermione went to the bathroom by herself and got petrified

Revan501 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:08

Well who are you going call?

JuliaaNoelle 26

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:09

Ghost Busters!

Dreamcatcher1229 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:42

Someone else.

jojimugo 20

Thursday 5 September 2013 11:09

No the security

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:02

My mom.

Simoneaux17 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 19:35

Auto nation!

pcgwm 13

Friday 6 September 2013 7:47

Ghostbusters

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:08

I would have sat in the stall, rocked back and forth and cried for about however long it took for another person to walk into the bathroom to find me and escort me out haha but in reality even if some idiot was just playing a joke like that for what ever reason if you were to piss your pants from fear (I would have) the bathroom is the best place to be.