Work: Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep...

By Hareega - 19/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

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By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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Arbitrary snooze button

By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

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By cbrocks - 16/10/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, it was the first day of fall break from college, and I was really excited to sleep in and relax the entire weekend. Apparently my boss caught wind of my happiness and scheduled me 8am-2pm each day of break, "seeing how I don't have anything else to do." FML

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By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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By Wally - 08/05/2009 15:20 - Canada

Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

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someguy945 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 16:04

First day off in 3 whole weeks? You poor thing.

Jankae 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 16:03

if youre really that sleepy you probably shoulda been able to go back

Comments

1337copterofRofl 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:19

He could work seven days a week

haweb 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:21

You probably lied about your reasons for taking the day off, so YDI.

YveltalLugia 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 12:02

You're probably an idiot.

Blahp 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:31

3 weeks? So? Unless you have a brutal job, which you don't if you have an office secretary, that's really not that much.

Yarrachel 16

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:45

Why do you assume his job isn't brutal just because the office has a secretary? It's not like he has a personal secretary.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:50

Wow Office job, tough. My father is a construction worker; works outside heat or cold, never takes a day off. No FML

explorer96 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:12

quit bitchin! i have to go to work later. i push carts for minimum wage and we got 3-4 inches of snow last night. roll over and go back to ****** sleep. YDI for working in a ****** office!

Hugorgy 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:16

YDI for being a cart pusher.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:15

OMG! You've been working for three whole weeks? You poor, poor thing! Grow up! Some people don't get a day off for 3 YEARS, because they aren't lazy asses who just want to sleep in! YTDI!

sunshine_girl_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:16

3 weeks? try not taking a day off for 13 years and then get back to me. Try spending every day working with (and operating on) horribly ill people, then see if you complain about not having a day off in 3 weeks.