By ItsFunnyNow - 22/10/2009 04:07 - United States

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Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
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IceCream53423 0

Wally the one eyed wonder weasel? YDI just for that

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iFruit 0

I hope they shot that little mother ******. That ugly weasel is popping up everywhere!

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Intoxicunt 5

I'm going to have to disagree with everyone here. I think the wording and the penis name were playful and funny. It probably wasn't a serious nickname for the dude's junk. I doubt that he says in his sexiest voice to his wife, "Honey, Wally the one-eyed wonder-weasel wants to burrow into Chloe the curtained clam while I squeeze Rita the round mound playground."

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perdix 29

Poetry. Pure poetry. FTW!

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Intoxicunt 5

Thank you. That took me a couple minutes on the names. XD

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FarSide 22

He would have probably been done by the time he finished saying that....

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chisai_luver 0

I joined FML just so i could agree with perdix. That was a FTW.

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tencentsakiss 19

I actually think "wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" is from a movie or tv show, but I don't remember what. I could be crazy though..

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jchansfan 0

YDI for taking Viagra. Yeah, I went there...

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Ninjaface 0

It could have been worse. It could have been Weasel-Stomping Day (+1 to anyone who gets the reference).

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dioxyde420 0

reference: got.

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Maxine17 8

You should not be allowed a penis if you are going to name it that :O

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FarSide 22

Why not? What do you call your penis?

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Maxine17 8

Considering a penis is not something I own, I do not name it anything.

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JustinBieberIsOK 0

what so do girls have to start naming their ******? lol

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YankfanZZTop22 0

Im a dude and I didnt know lol thats kinda scary...

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LadyRasafras 0

.... I can't bring myself to vote either way. I pity you for the lengthy pain... but... "Wally, the one-eye-wonder-weasel"?...

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ladiesman14 0

i been hard for more than 4 hours before in high school. and also in bed with hot girls. is this a disease ?

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FarSide 22

It definitely is a disease, especially if what is hard happens to be the head on your shoulders.

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HarperGirl 4

to my knowledge (17) not unless its not natural, if your took a pill/gel/or something to mkae you hard than yes but as long as its natural i don't think its dangerous

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muffinz85 0

im laughing so hard "wonder weasle" lol.

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