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By ItsFunnyNow - 22/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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Worth a shot

By oopsydaisy - 07/03/2017 11:00 - United States - Decatur

Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML

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Getting on a bit

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 05:01

Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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IceCream53423 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:45

Wally the one eyed wonder weasel? YDI just for that

iFruit 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:43

I hope they shot that little mother ******. That ugly weasel is popping up everywhere!

Comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 6 June 2011 16:44

the heck? Wally the one-eyed wonder weasel? I guess the weasel really does go pop sometimes...

Hidan_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:26

YDI for saying Wally the one eyed wonder weasel.

FMLyousername 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:55

GJuuuuuu

Funnywayz 0

Monday 9 January 2012 8:24

Did you have the whole thing?

mrshr3dalot 11

Thursday 16 February 2012 7:00

Haha

DecembersShadow 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:22

Maybe "Wally the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel" was a playful (yet hopefully not serious) name his significant other called it. I don't know any man who would call their junk that