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By subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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By Tj Hunt - 05/11/2012 03:26 - United States

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By HarleyGirl - 25/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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feven 32

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

azelk 8

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

Comments

Mattlozano12 15

Wednesday 29 October 2014 14:31

You should not have been HORSING around! Anyone? No? Ok.... That does suck though OP.

PyroSam 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 17:49

I know the horses need to relax, but that's a tad more relaxed than you want them to get.

lollypop624 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:33

Awwwwwww!! Poor horse!! Dicks!

subduedbeast 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:54

I'm sorry you feel that we somehow Contributed to this very old horses death caused by old age. And that you feel the need to call my girlfriend and I the slang word for a male appendage.

laurabev 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:54

You did in a way, by supporting a business that exploits horses. Hope it didn't ruin you guys' day though.

subduedbeast 14

Friday 31 October 2014 4:49

Exploiting suggests neglect. No exploitation was done. Draft horses are bred for this. It's what they do, it's what they love to do. But if that is exploitation, than are pet stores any different? You have no problem going to a pet shop and buying a puppy, but is that not (by the same logic) exploiting a puppy for monetary gain?

laurabev 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:52

Horses shouldn't be forced to pull carriages all day :(

zsaddayz 16

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:13

Those horses are often mistreated. I will never spend money to keep things like that in business. Do something romantic together that actually helps people or animals--that would be a truly romantic thing in my opinion.