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By subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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By Tj Hunt - 05/11/2012 03:26 - United States

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By HarleyGirl - 25/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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feven 32

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

azelk 8

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

Comments

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 28 October 2014 14:28

Have a romantic date learning to make glue.

Gildrea 9

Tuesday 28 October 2014 14:32

BEST FML EVER!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 28 October 2014 14:47

An Overworked horse for the day?

randomname98 22

Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:23

You guys were probably horsing around too much!

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:56

Well pack it in time to end that relationship

missyfiona89 28

Tuesday 28 October 2014 17:28

FTDHL

jeesh10 10

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:21

And the award for "Most Unexpected FML Ending" goes to...

subduedbeast 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:21

OP here, this actually happened around Christmas time, a park near my house uses about 4 million Christmas lights and makes a hell of a display. The horse was an old Clydesdale named King, he was 22 and died of old age. He only pulled 3 days out of the week and never more than 4 people, we did still enjoy our night. We're just glad it happened to is and not some family with small children. Even though we did end up on a carriage with some great people with small kids, all I had to do was tell them our horse fell asleep and was covered with blankets because it was cold. And no we didn't get a refund, nor did we ask for one. Horses are animals, and animals die. Someone loved that horse and is more upset about his death than we were, if anything we have a hell of a story!

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:25

good that u shared the cover story, RIP King :(

Rababco 29

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:20

At least he died doing what he loved and was well cared for. A lot of these comments say carriage horses are treated inhumanely so I'm glad he was an exception and treated well.

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:25

That's really sad.

kmjlevesque 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:20

That's from the mindy project...

subduedbeast 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:38

The Monday project? Sorry I'm not sure what that is, but in case you were wondering the horse was a 22 year old Clydesdale name king and It happened at tiles park in St. Louis. Google it, there are news stories