Love, First Dates and Language: J'ai rien compris

J'ai rien compris

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:01

Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML

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By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Quel abruti

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 06:00

Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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So shite

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 18:00

Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML

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From the heart

By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 22:59

Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML

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Loving

By HeatherFeather - 23/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 21 February 2022 0:34

It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 February 2022 0:19

Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 February 2022 0:19

Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

Plop 17

Monday 21 February 2022 10:07

Même si elle "parle français", c'est probablement pas à un niveau plus élevé que celui d'un lycéen. La plupart des français n'arriveraient par exemple pas à suivre un film en anglais sans sous-titres, surtout si on parle d'un film d'auteur complexe ou d'une comédie avec beaucoup de jeux de mots. Donc y a environ 99,9999% de chances que le mec soit juste un bon gros connard.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 21 February 2022 0:34

It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

1known 30

Monday 21 February 2022 7:00

The guy was a jerk, but which film was it?

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 11:05

next time take him to the movie in the language he doesn't know and let him taste his own pill

D J's MOM 17

Monday 21 February 2022 13:23

pretentious pompous arrogant narcissistic ass. he's probably very insecure beneath that facade. you dodged a bullet. just imagine Every date being like that one. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.