Miscellaneous: Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only...

By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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DogmaT_fml 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

man you got sugar on the bowling alley.

littlexlion 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o

Comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

man you got sugar on the bowling alley.

Crush89 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

no balls, all pussy.

lo1337a 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

Sugarbuns? You're about 12, right? You & your girlfriend are like, oh my god, SUPER daring because you hold hands & that might get her pregnant. That's why you're still chaperoned.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:27

I bet you're only about 3 or 4 years older.

lo1337a 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:35

Not even close, try again. Though you might be.

DerangedFox 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:43

Hush now, chil'en! =P

brando_243 0

Friday 23 December 2011 23:02

Where did u even come up with that. Dont be an assholr. And when u make a comment next time and when u try to act cool just try and make it at least slightly funnu and maybe dont make ahit up like u just did

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:25

You didn't by chance get a splinter in your ass did you?

theian01 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:25

I'd be laughing my ass off too!

kevint9911 15

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:26

u can't blame her for that, what do youexpected, she come over to kiss it?

alex_vik 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:26

What the **** is a "sugarbun"?

perdix 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:26

You're in for a night of hot schadenfreude sex! ;)

cypherzzz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:29

"sugar buns" WTF

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:40

I hope it's his gf's pet name for him. OP, of course she laughed! Didn't you? She'll be kissing your sugarbuns goodbye if you can't loosen up and laugh at yourself when you do something so obviously funny. Get off the lane, find your balls, and get over it!