Kids: Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her...

By moosemay - 19/01/2016 17:03 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Great parenting

By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML

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Felt cute, might delete myself later

By being a fairy is hard - 28/10/2021 08:00

Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Gretchen - 25/02/2011 01:56

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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kingodsucksville 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:29

At least you were already there

Kevin_Kestel 24

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:29

ouch

Comments

upandover 15

Wednesday 20 January 2016 4:31

One of the better places to chip your tooth if it has to happen

moocowmilk0 19

Wednesday 20 January 2016 4:38

well you're in the perfect place to get it fixed

THEDUDE1553566 24

Wednesday 20 January 2016 4:43

No better place to fall and chip your tooth then there

Trolloled 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:01

Well, how convenient.

gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:03

Better to be baby teeth!

j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:12

At least you were in the right place? Better than it happening AFTER the dental visit!

epeeftw 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:18

Sounds painful but at least the damage won't be permanent!

Jaadde 24

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:20

Marble floor? That's a fancy dentist place..

Mpii 11

Wednesday 20 January 2016 6:55

At peast it happened with the first set of teeth. Just keep on looking after her like you did.

derpyshy 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 7:42

Ouch! I broke all my front bottom teeth as a kid chasing after the family dog and hitting my chin on a rock. Thankfully, your little one is (hopefully) too young to remember.