By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15

She'll realise that it was joke hopefully.

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buttcramp 21

Me either! Going to the dentist is already uncomfortable enough without these kinds of jokes!

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barakados 11

I think we need to drill into the situation.

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boombangboi 3

I was at the orthodontist and the doctor told an assistant that I had a G. I asked what it meant and he said with a straight face that it meant a growth. It actually mean good, as in good hygiene.

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ErzaScarlet_fml 15

She'll realise that it was joke hopefully.

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AnOriginalName 19

Eventually.... After many years of cavities and lots and lots of therapy.

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Pussycat86 18

The reason I hated dentists when I was a kid is these sick jokes they make!! It's like they enjoy seeing the patient frightened!

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blackonblight 32

Those kinds of 'jokes' can destroy a child's trust in medical professionals. What a jackass, to say something like that.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

She won't leave her room? Is the dentist like the demon in those chain letters in that he's going to be by her bed at 3:00 am to take her jaw off?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It's because she didn't send the story to 10 people before midnight.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

^ this^ is one of the best comments I have ever read in my years reading FML

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Rainhawk94 27

Your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment

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Sandsh8rk 36

That comment has been said to me about 50 times. It never gets old.

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darkfireflame 15

She'll calm down eventually, but really, what was he thinking?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Maybe this kid has an adult/morbid sense of humor!" *screaming* "...****."

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junkman6 22

#6 most people hate the dentist, dentists know this and sometimes they try way too hard to be funny. Every time I go I'm clinched tight enough to pass diamonds and I haven't even had a bad experience with a dentist. Except military dental, but they're butchers and don't count as dentists in my mind.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

My dentist is awesome. You guys just have terrible dentists.

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ItsATwinThing 9

I have an irrational fear of the dentist, if they said that I would probably do the same. To me even a check up is terrifying.

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CurlyQute 17

Officially scarred for life

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redraven88 16

And that is the beginning of an irrational fear.

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blackonblight 32

Given the circumstance, I'd say a rational fear.

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blueboy154 12

I would do the same

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