Kids: Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital....

By mickey1928 - 12/01/2010 13:10

Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By anne - 17/06/2017 22:00

Today, I happily told my husband I'm pregnant. He happily informed me that very, VERY large babies run in his family, and even though he was born 3 weeks early, he still weighed 15 lbs. The smallest baby to ever be born into his family was his great grandmother, who was 12 lbs. OH GOD, THE PAIN. FML

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By Pudgymom - 21/10/2016 02:08

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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RobotSox 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:06

You should of replied "Look, its those wrinkled prunes that go around insulting newborn babies". That'll teach them ;DD

idkweird 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:05

How is this an FML? The chubby babies are usually the cutest and the healthiest. Fat babies are the best.

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amyrules99 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 16:10

Even if the baby weighted more, what kind of people call a random persons child fat???

KtKD54 2

Friday 6 July 2012 4:57

Thats not heavy! I was born 7 lbs 7 oz! My friend was born like 9 or 10 lbs, also!

imlifeless2 25

Monday 9 July 2012 4:49

Today we welcome a new generation to the assholes committee!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 5 September 2012 3:34

That's mean!! Why are they insulting a newborn baby? All babies are a little chubby at first. Chubby babies are cute.

BiNeko 12

Monday 10 September 2012 23:42

Those geezers are gonna die soon anyways. At least you've got your baby and your wife. Good job you two!!

nachosbabygurl 9

Monday 24 September 2012 1:29

I would have told them something

ShadowAirplane 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 22:41

The elderly couple might be thinking that they have lived long enough to not care what other people think anymore.

CarlosDanger 12

Monday 7 October 2013 22:34

Why would she cry? Seems childish to cry about what people think of your newborn.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 3:00

Hormones.

baconcatz 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:17

Lol, fat babies FTW though they are so cute.

erbearian 6

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:09

They're total bitches

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