By mickey1928 - 12/01/2010 13:10

Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML
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RobotSox 0

You should of replied "Look, its those wrinkled prunes that go around insulting newborn babies". That'll teach them ;DD

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idkweird 0

How is this an FML? The chubby babies are usually the cutest and the healthiest. Fat babies are the best.

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fantasyworld 37

That's not fat. Old people need to shut up, just because you're old doesn't mean you can say whatever they want.

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Abablob 5

Your baby was average sized... I was 8 lbs 7 oz when I was born

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GeorgiaBea 28

Fat babies are a good thing!!! Everybody loves their chubby little cheeks and fat thighs!!

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paddymac 13

six pounds is average weight for a baby. I was a 7 pound 6 ounce baby and I wasn't considered fat.

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LarissaT18 18

All babies look chubby. If they aren't they're probably unhealthy.

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Unlucky1232 20

oh its just baby fat it goes away and until it does i bet she's the cutest little thing I would ever see.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't know that much about this, so please don't tear me to shreds for this, but isn't six pounds about average for most newborns?

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UniUni 20

I would've said "look, it's the couple who's close to death" then I would've taken my beautiful family, and left them alone dumbfounded

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