By swiggityswooty - 23/07/2014 04:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML
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Chibi_Kitten 24

#9 Maybe it's just a cover, girl. (I don't know why my previous comment didn't post)

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Shrouds 14

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. I don't like youuuuuu.

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demo88001 9

You guys should've stopped after the Maybelline joke

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JuliaaNoelle 26

When I was a kid I thought the Maybelline commercials were saying, "Maybe it's make believe"

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zZLightZz 13

"It's not you it's me.....not liking you"

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moniyologawa 5

Maybe youre Taylor Swift

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winter_under_ice 18

That sucks OP. You'll find the right person someday. Good luck!

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football98_fml 20

Maybe you're just too awesome for them

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QueenofWheels 13

I think the problem is OP isn't the right person

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MrConcise 34

It's nothing therapy and booze can't solve. I hear those go together nicely.

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jerzjay 17

yeahh, definitely sounding like a lie. Sorry op :/

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xosxo 3

wow sherlock, glad we have you to come to that conclusion.

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niallo 23

Even if it is a lie, they bothered to tell it. This tells me they really do care about you. Just not enough to date you.

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JMichael 25

I'd say next time confront them and ask them exactly what the problem is.

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chosha_fml 26

I'd say ask them without being confrontational.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

May be a good time to contact the first 2 exes and asking them now it's less fresh.

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sweetest_jenn 18

Not all relationships are meant to work out. Don't blame yourself, maybe those other ones weren't ready to commit.

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meepingoreos 6

Aw definitely a lie. But it would definitely be me, and not you :)

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headofmedusa 15

Maybe it IS them.

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LaLince 40

Perhaps you're really to nice to your partner. So nice that you put them in a difficult situation. Even more when you're exagerately nice at the beginning of a relationship. Think about your behaviour because three clues make an evidence.

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MrConcise 34

You can just ask me to hand you the straws, no need to reach across the table.

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