So romantic

By Upbrakie - 12/01/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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skyeyez9 24

Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

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Twunt 14

Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

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TiffanyBlews27 0

WTF?!?? she's a random chick! dude, I'm random, and I'd still never ask that. how does sex = cost of windshield wipers?

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sgomfg 1

because =. 

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JacksonCampbell 9

Well, how much do they cost?

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mattlw 25

About two orgasms, and some hurt feelings.

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hmckay2010 0

hahaha that's ******* hilarious! I'll have to use that one day. think about it this way. would u want her to say she loves u too when she didn't mean it only to have her throw it in your face later down the line? I think not. just give it time maybe she'll eventually return the feelings if not, say bye

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Twunt 14

Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

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skyeyez9 24

Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

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randomwtf 0

Maybe she wanted to use the windshield blade as a ***** :D

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rawmandem 0

ahah wiper blades must mean alot to her then

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fagboy2345 0

oooooh scandalous. that's why it sucks being straight. poor OP

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xlostwithoutu 0

YDI for having premarital sex and having a dumb GF

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talonbronson 0

there are still people that have a problem with premarital sex? wow.....

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