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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

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Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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EllyH 0

Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.

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Kalskal 0

I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.

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MrPC 0

That happens all the time. Were you prescribed those meds by a competent doctor for a genuine condition?

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perdix 29

As long as the pills are working, your girlfriend has to keep working. Or at least outsource the work to her bff, her sister, the lady next door, etc.

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epoh_fml 0

too bad you don't have a detachable penis ;)

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epoh_fml 0

hmmm that wasn't meant to be a reply to perdix's comment.

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Rickyretardo 0

u should be happy dude just do normal stuff u do like watch tv, go on the computer, and stuff like that only u get a bj while doing it

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thelovedoctor101 0

getting th mail, playing fetch with the dog plowing the wife...I mean driveway :)

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jme1234 0

you could have priapism, which can be very dangerous. go to the er.

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agblud 2

stop complaining and just keep going duh

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dee321 0

and ur complaining why?

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Cupcaken 0

you know what doctors do to that right? they take a syringe and suck out the blood. from all 3 bloodchambers.

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farsidee 0

What the ****? You're kidding right?

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Midget9 0

No he's not, doctors will do that if need be. There is a video on the Internet of a guy that got his penis stuck in a park bench and he had to get the blood sucked out of it.

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