Intimacy: Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend....

By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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By CoCo - 22/11/2008 04:03 - France

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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EllyH 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:17

Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.

Kalskal 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:18

I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.

Comments

paladininwaiting 1

Thursday 1 April 2010 18:13

Sorry dude,I don't see an FML....I see two more hours of trying to make it go down.....might just be me tho

gasbreakdipdip 0

Friday 2 April 2010 1:14

lol

Steph807 0

Friday 2 April 2010 6:32

Uhh, why not just have more sex? Haha

benspeed25 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 8:07

Viagra and red bull!

sux4u69 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 14:50

i have a 7 1/2 inch dick!! beat that!

toastman67 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:16

just keep jizzing until it goes down

Jodster07 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:16

that's attractive ;)

Jodster07 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:36

120 - keep that in your pants :)

wolfman860 0

Friday 23 April 2010 22:49

I will never understand viagra...nobody needs a boner for 4 hours i mean 2-3 i could understand...but 4? no

LynzCatastrophe 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 8:53

Thanks for the heads up, I was gonna make mine do that on a romantic vacation coming up where i wouldn't have to leave the hotel room except for food.......but i dont think i want to go for that long.