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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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By CoCo - 22/11/2008 04:03 - France

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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EllyH 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:17

Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.

Kalskal 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:18

I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.

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Peacemaker9 7

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:20

that's what u get!!!!!! dumbass read the side effects first!!!!!! jeez I'm srry op but u might just be the most stupid person of the day......

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:36

My GF always says that if I get a hard on that lasts more than 4 that she'd call for medical help. OP if you didn't need it YDI.

dragos89357 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:37

if he is done for two hours, thats only a 2 hour and 5 min boner

tboudre 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:42

this means that your penis works fine, but your girlfriend is ugly.

MyTwoCents_ 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:46

if your young enought to have an girlfriend I think you'd be old enough to have an erection on your own!

thatonedude07 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:52

don't worry about it. just tuck it away in ur panties and hide the damn thing!!

tease 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:23

those pills are for erectile dysfunction you idiot! unless u are just insecure about your size and performance!!! hehehe looser!!!

alin123 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:29

flick your balls

was744 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:55

ydi for using Viagra you man *****

jeniiladoosh 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:21

read the warnings it's called priapism you should call your doctor. and everyone else who has commented, get some maturity

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:23

Why?

thelovedoctor101 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 19:25

#76 agreed!!!

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