Love: No thanks

No thanks

By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML

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Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

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Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were, "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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picklekgeorge 6

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:13

maybe try one more place to eat! he might just really not like their food

pbruins84 20

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:14

Maybe you shouldn't assume that right away.

Comments

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:03

What is this even supposed to mean? Who's moderating this stuff?

Shabba_13 13

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:10

it's not that hard to figure out.. think about it

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:26

Yeah, but where is the FML? If someone says they don't like a restaurant's food, how is it automatically that they're rejecting whoever invites them?

picklekgeorge 6

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:13

maybe try one more place to eat! he might just really not like their food

pbruins84 20

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:14

Maybe you shouldn't assume that right away.

Christian Simon 4

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:39

that grammar though

mrrandomnobody 10

Wednesday 26 February 2020 20:45

I'm giving it a 90% chance this is one of those times he'll look back on in like a year or 2 and realize you were into him and hate himself for missing the chance.

Ellimac21 14

Wednesday 26 February 2020 21:05

Don't assume this. It may be that he really just doesn't like it. Ask him wwhy he doesn,'t like it, it could be a nice topic of discussion. Maybe ask him for advice about what restaurant would be nice and then invite him. Good luck!

campdude90 15

Wednesday 26 February 2020 21:10

tell him to pick the restaurant then

theangrybeaver 8

Wednesday 26 February 2020 21:47

He might just be being honest about his personal taste in food! I know I love to cook at home due to the oils used commenly in restaurants will make me sick to my tummy. But there are some styles of food that I love to eat out for. Just talk with him and learn more before deciding the conclusion!