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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

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grahmagog 14

Monday 6 May 2013 9:06

Should have used chopsticks

moonsalt 20

Monday 6 May 2013 9:09

I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 May 2013 22:33

I think you mistook Mr. Magoo for Mr. Miyagi

teentee401 36

Monday 6 May 2013 23:35

How in the hell does wasp = fly?

crip4life 2

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:41

Just remember this rhyme, black and yellow, that's a wasp fellow. If its all black you.....umm....just use common sense dude.

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:15

At least you caught it ;)

theworldismad 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:19

and flies and wasps look alike how? ydi

TheNinjaBacon 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 5:10

Still impressive! I wouldn't be able to do that if i tried.

lmasters35 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:17

I don't know about flies and wasps looking alike, but sometimes black flies get so big and fat they lose their agility and start making loud buzzing sounds like bees... one of them got into my house and I thought it was a bee and it scared me to death until it got in my lamp and I saw it was a fly.

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:26

*slow clap* Good job, you idiot. Maybe try channeling them Duke boys, next. Right into the Grand Canyon. I don't want to see you breed.

thisiscool19 14

Thursday 9 May 2013 0:32

OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW DID IT SING YOU?

thisiscool19 14

Thursday 9 May 2013 0:35

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW DID IT STING YOU? And also NO ONE CAN BE MR.MYUIGU (Except chuck Norris, Bruce lee or jakie chan

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