Miscellaneous: Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my...

By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

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grahmagog 14

Monday 6 May 2013 9:06

Should have used chopsticks

moonsalt 20

Monday 6 May 2013 9:09

I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?

Comments

deadhead419 15

Monday 6 May 2013 15:48

Miyagi is the sensai from karate kid. He always had these bizarre tasks that actually turned out to be training. How do you mistake a wasp for a fly? They sound different, they look different. They don't even fly the same way. Ydi for being a ****** retard

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Monday 6 May 2013 15:50

Did you catch it?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 6 May 2013 16:18

They look nothing alike! Are you severely myopic or something? Reminds me of the eyeglass commercial about the nearly blind woman who let a wild raccoon in her house because she thought it was her cat.

Serinar 5

Monday 6 May 2013 17:32

Chop sticks, man.

panther_73 7

Monday 6 May 2013 17:46

How do you confuse a fly with a wasp? I dont see any resemblance. Fly: hungry scavenger Wasp: savage beast out to do nothing but **** all kinds of shit up