Miscellaneous: Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother... - FML

By blondie107 - 07/05/2013 00:52 - United States - Richardson

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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blondie107 20

Monday 1 July 2013 22:40

Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

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Acik91 26

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

Don't mess with the pros.

loulumpkin 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:22

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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Raykyogrou03 12

Thursday 9 May 2013 15:41

You'd think that a child of such parents would be a good liar.

anasha_fml 2

Saturday 11 May 2013 18:33

i wonder what the lie is.

LmaoYourLife 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 23:08

Your never gnna be able to lie to your parents ever.

jamejame97 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:51

Leonard Hoftstader is that you!?

blondie107 20

Monday 1 July 2013 22:40

Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

holly_fly 34

Sunday 25 October 2015 23:25

I can't help but wonder what it was about...?

Ultimate_Batman 28

Tuesday 6 December 2016 21:52

what was the lie about?

Jebitesevsi 11

Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:55

That's adorable!

PugDelatorre 11

Sunday 9 March 2014 1:02

Well seeing that your user name is blondie i can see why.....

neuronerd 28

Monday 17 March 2014 21:24

What does that have to do with anything? I'm in grad school for neuroscience and I'm blonde.

mustang581294 15

Friday 4 July 2014 11:57

Mistake number 1, trying to lie to a neuroscientist and a psychologist

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:21

Don't mess with the pros.

kunjac0945 21

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:15

Oh dear lord... I couldn't even imagine living with human lie detectors as parents. I would have a nervous breakdown.

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