By blondie107 - 07/05/2013 00:52 - United States - Richardson

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
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blondie107 20

Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

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loulumpkin 8

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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UnluckyGenius 21

I wonder if they conditioned OP from childhood to tell the truth whenever a certain food was around.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Clearly a Skinner box crib was used

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Really, 45? Seriously?

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Bunny21 11

I really thought people with parents of these occupations would be some of the best liars out there, totally proved me wrong. Good luck next time lol

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EsOSiQueEs 14

Everyone who said "YDI for lying" needs to get off their damn high horse and stop acting like thy've never told some sort of lie to their parents.

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TwoCentsibleGuy 4

To be honest, I would enjoy lying to my parents (with said occupations) for fun and seeing whether they could catch my lie.

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michaelaranda 28

I find this very funny

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Shade1982 20

...Are...Are you Leonard Hofstadter?

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hateevryone 14

You should've known better than to lie to them.

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rmack150 2

Yes, and we really believe that this was the FIRST time that you have lied to your parents!

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AlexiAwesome 10

You can't lie to parents who know when you're lying.

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