By blondie107 - 07/05/2013 00:52 - United States - Richardson

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
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blondie107 20

Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

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loulumpkin 8

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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ciaraohagan94 5

The response not smoking weed is probably the most likely response from someone who had been smoking weed.

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wynnona 17

Damnnn, it really does suck for you having parents like that. Well on the bright side, with trial & error and practice I'm sure you'll grt better at it...maybe even become a lawyer? ;D

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Some how lying doesn't work with pros like that!

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skyeyez9 24

I could never play hooky from school because my parents are doctors. They'd do the entire symptom check, check my vitals, and know I was lying. :(

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roflstomp716 19

ain't nothing wrong with being honest with your rents:p

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happylawyer 16

There is no need of all that studies and titles to know your child is lying. It only takes to know well your kid and you will know even that he's about to lie.

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rokolodo 10

Everybody lies, little white lies to,.... Now, how severe was your lie?

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RedPillSucks 31

A lie is a lie, whatever the colour.

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boshbish 14

OH you so deserve it! Neuroscientist and a psychologist for parents? How on earth did you think you could get away with it? Your parents sound awesome!

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jamejame97 12

Da hell? Don't act like you havn't lied to you parents at some point. I mean really? They tried it it didn't work. Dosn't deserve a "YDI."

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chuckcloninger 12

Look at it this way. If you can learn to successfully lie to them you will be able to be a miserable lying mutha ****** to everyone! Won't you be proud then?

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