By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

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Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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laughmaster 9

I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Is his name Oedipus by any chance?

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flamy676 9

NRB? No reason boner by chance. They do happen to strike at the worst of times

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ozpunker 20

It's ok as long as he doesn't call you 'mommy' during sex.

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jlperry31 10

If ur a man u would know that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with ine another. We get erections with the wind blowing or spontaneous. I've been blessed to still get spontaneous ones at the age of 35 like I was in my 20's

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

I wonder what Sigmund Freud would say about this...

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AkiChan_fml 7

Maybe he missed you, the hug got him excited, the perfume was the tipping point cause it smelled really good-- not because it smelled like his momma

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sinekt 9

Simultaneous? You have a dick too? :)))

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Meisliz 8

guys typically like girls who remind them of their mothers in some way. most of the time this is on a subconscious level. smells typically are associated with fond things. so the fact that he loves you added to the unexpected smell of something fond to him, likely set him off :)

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