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By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

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Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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laughmaster 9

I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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nattynatters 14

On a somewhat related note; why is it acceptable to say "who's your daddy?" when "who's your mommy?" is creepy?

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

As far as I'm concerned, who's your daddy isn't acceptable either.

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sweetcatastroph3 9

yeah, really. if i guy asks me "who's your daddy?", i'll say my dad's name and get the **** out of there.

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Enslaved 36

Just wait until you spank him, just like mom used to when he was a bad, bad little boy! :P

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Caitlon 6

You're upset that you turned him on?

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angelofmusic113 9

I think she was upset because she thinks it was his Mom who turned him on.

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yousuck44 11

Shouldn't it be a good thing he's horny for you? So why is this an FmL anyway.

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upallnight11 19

Looks like he's very fond of his mother.

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ZingZilla 8

Your perfume didn't have extracts of onion did it?

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buddy51 23

OP, I see some very interesting role playing possibilities here involving that perfume, blindfolding your BF, and some mom-acting on your part.... There's at least one more FML that I'll bet you could come up with if you play your mom-cards right!!

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