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The most deserved FML of the history!
Good parents are good. XD You totally deserve it.
YDI...didn't need to read the whole FML.
And medical marijuana bill didn't pass? I hope they voted.
Tell them to unground you and if they don't contact the police.
Look on the bright side. Even though YDI for being bitchy, it's almost the new year.
Forget the rat thing and the blackmailing of your parents. What made you think your mom didn't know? It's weed, not a meth pipe tucked away in his car or truck. Not a whole lot of people actually give a shit, if it's an otherwise responsible adult. The insult of suggesting your mom doesn't know who she married should be enough to get you grounded. They probably smoke together when they need to unwind from dealing with the type of fuckwad that tries that shit
It's more like snitches get bitches
Neve try to blackmail your parents never a good idea.
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That's what you get for being a little bitch
"Today, I tried to blackmail my dad..." Instant YDI