Why didn't you break out the kroil or pb?!

I know where you stand. It sucks when everything goes wrong and you wind up looking like a dumbass until you have the needed parts or tools. Hopefully you are back on the road again :)

tbh, finishing your fml with something along the lines of "I'm a mechanic" would have probably saved a lot of negative comments, including my original one.

Well, what kind of mechanic are you if you can't pull parts out of your ass?!

I had a seized calliper, my mechanic managed to temporarily unseize it but it only lasted until the next time I had to apply the brakes heavily. It wasn't fun, it destroyed my brake pads and disc.

I know those feels, man. I buckled in to do my wife's front and rear brakes once and wound up doing calipers, cylinders, drums, rotors... and one line that broke when I disconnected it due to rust... and it went from one to three days as I couldn't find some parts (Saturn Vue, GM parts!). She claimed not to notice the rotor warp but it was pretty impossible not to notice. After all of that... ABS controller went out on me!

First of all op if you were a smart mechanic you should know NEVER do repairs on a Sunday when 90% of parts stores and warehouses are closed. And you still didn't explain how you screwed up the oil change... YDI times too for telling us you're a mechanic too...

First of all, *two. And second of all, this was published on Saturday. Which means it was likely written on the Friday before.

Well, why didn't you say that then. I thought that you just screwed up the car, instead of just not having replacement parts. My bad.

First of all OP should always make sure he has a running car to grab parts no matter how far the places are and not screw up both vehicles. Second of all he sounds like the kind of mechanic that always makes up excuses rather than admitting his mistakes. Third you have no better idea of when the fml actually occurred than I do since people have published FML's but the story happened years ago. So don't be acting like a smart ass #48

Next time, buy Honda

That's exactly how I feel when I do someone's makeup and they want me to use a color I don't have on them. Ok, let me shit it out first and smear it on your face, because of course it's just stuck up my ass and I'm SO sorry I didn't have it out before!

Shouldn't you have all the pieces to the puzzle before you attempt to solve it? Otherwise you just get to non-running vehicles.

I work on breaks and I'm a girl. I've never had any problems, or broken parts.

#52 - you are grasping at straws to be right. What are the chances that both cars would have something turn to shit? Next to none. Don't act like you know everything about the situation and stop accusing people of being smartasses because they have a differing opinion from yours.

Not sure how that matters, #66. A) Lucky you B) Congrats? Your have an innie instead of an outie between your legs... doesn't matter at all.

#65 What happens when you have all the puzzle pieces and your dog eats one mid-way through? That isn't how shit works in reality.

He didn't screw up the oil change smartass

#47 they never said they screwed up the oil change

did you read their comment?

he was literally just saying how he was a professional lol

You do know that you said "What the hell hell" right?