By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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ohsnapword 21

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

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Tikaani96 15

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

It may sound amazing but it didn't work out that well for Ross from friends...

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nix1993 41

Why is the maid of honour even on the honeymoon?

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cutiepie292929 18

Might have had a destination wedding so it's also where they will honeymoon

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domolovesyoshi 33

Yeah not all guys are into girl on girl

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zAstonish 20

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ScarletSarah 19

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joeyl2008 29

Yeah it's not the worst thing that could have happened but it's still fairly bad.

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Iamentertained 13

I'm with you. I do not see the problem here.

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interesting33 36

If this was a man asking the responses would be different. Maybe OP wants a monogamous relatinship, doesn't find the maid of honour attractive and wants to have sex with his wife - no one else.

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fakedsincerity 32

right, #61? if the OP was like "my husband wanted a threesome on our honeymoon with his best friend" everyone would be screaming to divorce him. It's a disrespectful thing to say no matter the gender unless both sides have previously expressed interest in threesomes and all sides are cool with it.

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Tikaani96 15

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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whysobeachy 37

Have fun figuring out which of the two it is.

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vOIDmASS 13

man if she's testing your character just to see if you'll go for it - divorce her immediately and don't look back. If this is happening right after the honeymoon I predict years of hell ahead of you. FYL OP

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Coland 19

Or maybe she wants a threesome

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ohsnapword 21

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

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Death546 25

Why would that be worse? Maybe it's just me but the idea of a threesome involving the person I love repulses me, regardless of if its a man or woman. I don't want to share, and I don't want to be shared.

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whysobeachy 37

#21, I agree with you. People sometimes say that's selfish, but I really can't imagine sharing my man. And I don't want him to share me, either.

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Sammeydw 22

Especially on your honeymoon. The honeymoon is meant to be a special time for TWO PEOPLE not 3+.

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tomvertigo 17

Not really sure how that is worse. It doesn't matter, OP is uncomfortable with the idea of having a threesome, period.

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flyingflies 36

Maybe she's bisexual, so wanting a woman to join in the fun could be as worse as the best man option in this situation.

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0h_Boy 26

Think of it as her ensuring you officially, and properly, consummated the marriage

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Stooby61 18

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hoosierholla 17

Because not everyone, not even every man, wants to have sex with someone else when they're in a relationship/married.

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whysobeachy 37

The fact that men like these exist, makes me love humankind a little bit more.

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gogo44444 28

Maybe he wanted to spend time with his wife and ONLY his wife

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sousaphonist 14

Could've been worse, she could've just straight-up cheated on you

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Aiden89 23

*Admiral Ackbar* "It's a Trap"

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MasterTron 24

Damn you beat me to the punch

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