By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.

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blueocean43 2

Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

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tnf0920 9

Obviously you do not know that women still have periods when pregnant, they're just irregular. It sounds like you need to read some pregnancy books so you'll know what your wife is going through....and not sound so selfish next time...and dumb

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ilikehamandbeans 0

you need some pregnant books

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tnf0920 9

Wow...ok...you sure showed me big boy. Obviously there are a lot of idiots that use this site, you included

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ilikehamandbeans 0

yeah that's right I showed you big girl

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snugglesmcgee91 2

#100 actually did show you, because pregnant women do not menstruate (shed their uterus linings). Hence, you need to educate yourself. Bleeding may be common, but if you're having a full-blown period, either you're not pregnant, or you need to get checked out and make sure everything is fine with the baby.

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ilikehamandbeans 0

yeah buddy rolling like a big shot

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Sheh_fml 25

It is actually possible to have your period during pregnancy. Maybe you should read up on pregnancies, huh? It is common to dislike sex when carrying a child, due to hormones, pregnancy-related pains such as backpain and other. And show some compassion, she will be carrying that child for almost a year.

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mad_hatter0666 22

oh, quit your bitching. you are lucky she's being nice at this point.

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redxapplexoxo 0

I can go with the flow.

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Millman_fml 9

possibly that's why she doesn't lol but having sex with a pregnet girl is probably awesome

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thatyngboyryan 1

hey mouths not on its period . that way win win u get what u want and she shuts up and stops lying

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Jaxx66 21

first, I have no idea what you said previous to 'when she stops lying' but I will assume it was rude and uncalled for. second, your a moron. women can have their period while pregnant you dirty male creature.

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squigglyragdoll 1

I think what it meant was her mouth isn't bleeding and it's hard to talk past a penis, Either way it was rude and it'll have a hard time finding a girlfriend if women are what it likes.

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DatDappyDde 0

Weed kills less people then aspirin....

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dansco 24

What do you expect, look what happened last time you had sex lol

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