By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.

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blueocean43 2

Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

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sabre417 1

some women have periods when they are prego!

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mbrooks5110 0

got news 4 u a woman CAN have her period alllllll the way up the the start of her 3rd trimester.

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puddy_fml 0

Agreed. I blame your parents for the plague that is you that they have unleashed on the unsuspecting world.

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JokerJohn7 0

she didn't want your boner to poke the baby

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aaronruark 2

some women have there period through pregnancy some times the whole. time there whole pregnancy its rare but it happens your life sucks

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ScreamoGirl84 0

Stop complaining about what you want, and Let your wife do what she wants! Gosshh, Your so stupid! Shes pregno for goodness sakes! Why dont you get off your lazy ass and stop thinking with your dick and do something nice for her! And Atleast you got to have sex with her before! Woww..

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kingtz 6

Wow...rage much? Good luck ever finding a guy who'll put up with your attitude...

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perdix 29

She's probably tired from ******* the baby's real father and couldn't think of a better excuse to avoid being bothered with your limp noodle.

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Spongii101 12

Ahh Perdix. Your comments are brilliant. :)

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