By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 241
You deserved it 246 178

Same thing different taste

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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meep64 0

...wow...really? Who would do that? Besides...you. It's obvious that it wouldn't work. Fail. You deserved it for being a moron.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA oh my ******* goodness that's completely hysterical.

#165-AGREEED This is ******* hilarious!

brrrx 0

#156: YES!!!! Anyway...there's this force called gravity, you might not have heard of it before though, I understand. On a related note, this just made my day.

Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. Btw, YDI.

your the reason medical bills are so high #169 your a stalker

summersong89 0

Did you happen to be high or something when you did that?? Your broken leg is just the warrant of your un-godly amount of idiocy. You are just lucky that you didn't break something like your neck or spine.

oh_haaybby 0

And why, may I ask, would you do something so idiotic?