By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What was the best case scenario in your mind for this situation?

I'm sure your friends were impressed by your total commitment to the stunt. I'm not sure you'll survive the shenanigans needed to keep their friendship!

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What was the best case scenario in your mind for this situation?

Think: end of a sport-themed teen movie.

I'm sure your friends were impressed by your total commitment to the stunt. I'm not sure you'll survive the shenanigans needed to keep their friendship!

cootiequeen4444 11

Psh. do you realize how many videos there are of guys doing stupid shit and getting hurt on a skateboard on the Internet? And versus girl videos of the same thing, there's like ...idk... I've only seen one or two video of female skateboard accidents. And let's not forget all the time guys do stupid stuff on skateboards and get hurt that is not on film.

Are you friends with the guy who said girls should just hold in their periods so they don't have to have tampons? Because you two seem like a good match.

lexiieeex3 32

I know, right?!? I got through it by sounding out the big words. Break it down into "skate" and "board," and you'll get it like I did!

My head still hurts from your first sentence, OP!