Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a...

By BadassNinja - 05/09/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught a man screwing my girlfriend in my house so I lost my temper and hit him right in the jaw. He wasn’t hurt, not even a bruise. I meanwhile have a broken finger and a sprained wrist because, as he put it, “You really don’t know how to throw a punch, like… at all.” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 23:07

"Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching...." YDI.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

Hmm... I wonder whose fault this is?

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bobbysnickers 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:48

owow maybe next you can impress her by breaking bricks with your thick skull

Paneity 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:08

It would NOT impress me if my boyfriend tried to punch through a wall. I'd probably roll my eyes at him and let him suffer.

lolbethanyxx 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:15

You lack in teh ninja skillz. ='( Haha. Kinda your fault, dude.

ReallyNeedsRehab 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:43

YDI for not knowing that it was concrete.

bswenson 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:10

wow u r a pussy. its hella easy to punch through drywall. why dont u grow a pair and learn how to punch, maybe hit the gym? might wanna learn how to impress girls too.

CFR 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:58

Know what's funny? Before my first boyfriend asked me out, we were in a home maintenance class and we had to tear down drywall before we could start building. He told me later he was trying to impress me by tearing my group's drywall down for us. Sucks for you though. To everyone calling him a pussy (cough cough 66 cough cough) , he said it turned out to be concrete, not drywall, which is made of gypsum if I remember correctly, and IS easy to break through. No one can punch through concrete except Superman, and even he got a few scratches from it.

anonymsspermdonr 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:52

ur a ******* moron 4 2 reasons a. u tried to impress ur g.f by punching i mean wut is she 7? n b. ydi for not knowing the differnce between drywall and concrete.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:38

great job forming a sentence.

Brey1013 0

Monday 7 September 2009 13:32

Wow dude i dont even know where to start... You're a ******* idiot mate. old enough to remember the karate kid movies, yet stupid enough to believe they are real. Impressive.