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By izzy54149 - 26/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I tried to politely explain to my mother that I'm allergic to her laundry soap. She just called me crazy. I have been scratching for three days straight and my skin is almost all red. She refuses to buy anything else. FML

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izzy54149 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 21:18

I really can't buy my own detergent, I can't drive yet. I would walk to the store and buy it there, but all of the roads have no sidewalks and the cars don't stop. I do my own laundry, but have to use the soap, and when it gets on my hands it's like instant rash.

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onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:49

buy your own and do your own laundry

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:48

Solution: Don't wear clothes :D

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judea95 16

Saturday 31 August 2013 11:06

Then buy your own washing powder. It's not hard to solve

supersitter 11

Thursday 10 July 2014 12:48

Time to do your own laundry OP.

willliamfriend 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:07

Buy your own soap and do your own laundry. It's not that hard.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 25 April 2016 5:39

OP has replied three times. She does her own laundry but can't drive and the roads she lives near are dangerous with no sidewalks.

WildJubeJube 16

Thursday 1 December 2016 12:59

Uber or taxi there.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 22 August 2021 7:39

Here's a thought. buy your own and do your own laundry. Problem solved.

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