Today, I tried to return to university after I deferred several... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 14:11

Today, I tried to return to university after I deferred several years ago due to poor health. Despite having withdrawn without penalty, and not completed any units with them, they told me my GPA was too low to allow me in. Their suggestion? Complete two or three units to raise it. FML

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