Health: Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up...

By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 15:48

Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.

ajeppsen 25

Friday 18 May 2012 15:48

Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro

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fazzems 21

Saturday 19 May 2012 11:38

After having read the first sentence of that, I immediately knew that YDI.

gingerfly91 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 13:15

Throwing up makes your balls throb?

shaggan 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 13:34

Go to the doctor

kotabones 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 18:36

YFS: you're ******* stupid

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:23

I wish i could just keep clicking YDI.

ThisBeAUsername 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:50

I saw on the news that the cinnamon challenge is actually lethal...

makymama 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:21

Haha I threw up when I did the cinnamon challenge, too!! My hubby thought it was hilarious til I made him eat a bigger spoonful!!

lanemandy52 0

Monday 21 May 2012 4:19

Stupid lmao

EffYoLife 14

Monday 21 May 2012 7:24

You could die from that! That's extremely dangerous dumbass!

mightymart 5

Monday 21 May 2012 8:14

Why the HELL would you do that INSIDE?? Stupid

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