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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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Heimlich

By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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Self-own

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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Emergency

By swaiteATC - 28/07/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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Bekll 31

Friday 11 November 2016 8:15

This would be a good FML for "that could have happened to me" because I can relate to this. I choke on my own saliva, like, once a week even.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 11 November 2016 7:46

This made me go eat a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Got through it all with no puking. Mmmm, mmm, good!

Comments

emmabear1995 18

Friday 11 November 2016 7:22

Well, I hope y'all decided to try and have your date then once you two realized what had happened.

Devolution 8

Friday 11 November 2016 8:23

Wrong FML?

framaram 9

Friday 11 November 2016 7:45

never eat soup that is too hot.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 11 November 2016 7:46

This made me go eat a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Got through it all with no puking. Mmmm, mmm, good!

Jay18 22

Sunday 13 November 2016 15:05

if that's a Campbell's chicken noodle soup commercial reference will you marry me

Bekll 31

Friday 11 November 2016 8:15

This would be a good FML for "that could have happened to me" because I can relate to this. I choke on my own saliva, like, once a week even.

lccc_ 18

Friday 11 November 2016 9:27

coughed up...? so you threw up?

jocamo 24

Friday 11 November 2016 21:07

yes he coughed so hard/long he threw up. it sucks

ashyville 9

Friday 11 November 2016 10:32

Atleast you didn't die

xx000o 27

Friday 11 November 2016 12:12

Sometimes bad can be good.

Chazzster 28

Friday 11 November 2016 15:20

I have had swallowing problems and came close to experiencing that on a job interview. I went to the restroom and managed to avoid throwing up. If this is a persistent problem see your doctor - There are medical things that can help. In my case, it was eventually diagnosed as irritation of the throat caused by persistent gastric reflux. I went on prescription medication for that and after a few months the problems went away.