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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Riskreh - 23/09/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

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Me me me

By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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No time to lose

By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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elitemonkyman 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:02

then throw a bucket of water on him

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:04

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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katiabasketball 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:55

haha shit!!!!

jellitonoctopus 19

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:57

58- they arent even married.

gmc_blossom 21

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:33

I'm on the iPhone app as well, and I have no problem with my spelling or grammar. So you sir, have no excuse for your stupidity.

rocketslider 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:09

Well that sums up your communication issues..

mccutie396 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:20

thats awfully ironic

tennischik211 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:20

oh the irony.

sweetazz05 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:25

I know that feeling

Gijit 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:41

Have a Pascal Swirl

mooshyface26 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:13

lmao! whata jerk!? you shoulda slapped him & left!

Thakidkeeykey 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:36

loool. !

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