By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
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Odis12 11

Damaging? Sounds like a doctors visit is in order. Ever heard of a cracked diaphragm? Yeah I can only imagine the pain you're feeling.

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JohnnyGraves 12

I guess your boobs didn't cushion the fall much.

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KorinoTsubasa23 9

Ouch, OP. My husband fell and fractured seven ribs about a month ago. Hiccups, sneezing and coughing are the worst. I hope you feel better soon!

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Bandaro 10

Well, when I had that problem, I didn't have a fractured sternum but a case of collapsed lung.. Couldn't breathe in or out. Better go see a doctor!

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diamondz888 4

The only way to trip and fall and damage your sternum is if you fall directly on it or your ribs. What were your arms doing while you were falling?

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worldclassrager 39

That's horrible luck...try the entire hiccup cure and see what works...the spoonful of sugar works for me...

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LILCHEVY 5

I know how you feel I drop 200+ weights on my sternum now I can do anythang

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shyrenee96 3

eat a spoon of peanut butter really works , sorry for your luck op

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robertmil90 10

OMG talk about Horrid timing sorry to hear that

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