By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
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Odis12 11

Damaging? Sounds like a doctors visit is in order. Ever heard of a cracked diaphragm? Yeah I can only imagine the pain you're feeling.

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uzkebasi 7

One that works: blow all the air *out* of your lungs and hold for as long as you can. You'll feel your diaphragm contracting and correcting itself. :)

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tompou6 19

Go to the ER as soon as possible OP , there might be an injury that you don't know about in your chest.

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hellphone_fml 37

putting my thumb to the roof if my mouth and pushing always works for me

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mohamed_H 21

You can hold your breath until you die, then you will be relieved.

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SnowLeopard1043 6

I know that feel bro, when I lacerated my kidney it was insanely painful to breathe at all, I already had the hiccups

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