By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Damaging? Sounds like a doctors visit is in order. Ever heard of a cracked diaphragm? Yeah I can only imagine the pain you're feeling.

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Sugar really is the universal cure. Almost instant too, I can't believe it's not more known.

That sounds absolutely horrible! I hope your hiccups stopped fast!!!

I can only imagine the pain... if it still hurts the next day you really should see a doctor. I usually swollow a tsp of sugar and it gets rid of my hiccups

None of this stuff ever works for me holding my breath, drinking water, scaring me, and I always have them for a long time too until they start hurting and then they stop on there own but hopefully it works for you. :)

Let me guess what happened next: You spontaneously combusted, and Michael Kelso attempted to douse the flames by throwing liquor on you.

Why do people even click YDI for these kinds of FMLs?

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Now you get to try all of those home remedies that don't work

I laughed a little but damn that really really sucks