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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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Thursday 31 December 2009 12:15

Did you grasp your knee and go "Sshhhh--Ahhhhh... Shhhhhh--Ahhhhhhhh" for a while?

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Thursday 31 December 2009 16:32

Wrong FML, buddy.

Comments

sweetbiotch88 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 13:51

ya same here, my dad, your dad

sweetbiotch88 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 13:53

ya same here, my dad, your dad and

snafu57 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:06

oldest trick in the book, but his timing is flawless. you'll laugh at that. eventually.

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:11

win for dad. but i'm willing to bet after he clapped a little, he probably did help you up, while having a good chuckle at you. lighten up.

aback 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:22

Tell you'll keep it in mind for when he's using a walker.

lynzykins 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:34

Your dad's awesome :]

astory 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:29

Oh l'idée on nice ? Oh idea on ice ?

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:36

Lol. Sounds like something my dad would do. I'm assuming you got yourself back on your feet, right? If you hadn't, he would have eventually come back to help you up once he saw you really were having difficulty standing. But, as it is...he saw the joke, took it, and ran with it (or walked with it, as the case may be). This is really...not an FML. It's a "you better thank what ever you believe in that you have a father who actually has a sense of humor".

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:06

actually it is a FML because OP hurt hurself and if that happened to you I don't think that you will be thinking all about how you dad has a sense of humor or whatever so yea it is an FML

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:55

Oh, I'd be laughing along with my dad as I pushed myself to my feet. I've actually done it more than once...last time, I skidded down the driveway on my ass because I slipped on a bit of ice..went about fifty feet. Unless the fall is serious enough to break a bone, I don't consider it anything to boo-hoo over. Just laugh, get up, and go on with life.

idkweird 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:31

I would have been laughing, too! My dad is definitely the type to do that, lol. If not my dad, one of my siblings would have. Hell, my mom made my sister walk around on a broken ankle for half of a day and she laughed along with us after we realized it was broken, lol. Also, when I got my concussion and she told me I was being a drama queen (she should have known better, I have the highest pain tolerance in my family), she made me snowboard down the mountain. I took myself to first aid and she didnt even realize where I was until I had been sent to the hospital by ambulance. when I woke up, she was playing gameboy, lol. I just laughed and thanked her for her compassion!