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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By lrn2spel, teach - 12/12/2013 18:00 - United States - Mogadore

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By Brittany - 01/03/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By shaifox96 - 17/04/2015 03:34 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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ProhibitionRose 14

Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:01

what a bitch... some friend she is

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:02

Pencil's are very valuable things, especially if they are the ones with Hello Kitty drawn on the side.

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magnolius8 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:00

should have given that bitch a pencil. bitches love pencils

jordangregs 3

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:01

you should brick her windows

underguarded 20

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:28

wadabitch

starryxeyes 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:40

nbi

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:03

you should stab her with her pencil and say " Here you go, have it back! Glad bitch!" :P

NickyK 25

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:04

Must've been one damn nice pencil.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:40

Ydi for saying transpires.. Doesn't even sound right you're obviously just trying to sound smart..

Riemurasia 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:02

How dare you?! Of course that would upset anyone, poor pencil, being away from his owner for such a long time :(

TheBiggerNoob 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:06

Your life does suck, and I feel so sorry for you. But that's also kinda funny. LMAO I am so sorry.

nadyy14 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:21

I fell asleep while reading this for the third time. the first two times, I completely blanket out.

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