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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By lrn2spel, teach - 12/12/2013 18:00 - United States - Mogadore

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By Brittany - 01/03/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By shaifox96 - 17/04/2015 03:34 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:01

what a bitch... some friend she is

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:02

Pencil's are very valuable things, especially if they are the ones with Hello Kitty drawn on the side.

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get_sum 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:40

Well learnt. I hate people who don't give pencils back. YDI

xxtheman15xx 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:05

You write essays in grade 3?

junitatheangel 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:55

She lost her virginity to that pencil OP.

PopTart12 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 6:49

friend you say ..?

kasumii 1

Thursday 26 May 2011 6:57

That's what friends are for. -shakes head-

sweetonsno 1

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:17

Your friend is a jerk, but you should have talked to your teacher about the assignment.

Matty1188 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:41

Yeah, next time ask the teacher to ensure you receive the correct information.

Superflyshyguy 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:26

Maybe you should've asked your teacher. Dummy.

tbrizzy 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:25

what the **** is the pencil made out freaking gold!!

CAMtheboss 5

Monday 19 May 2014 6:18

No that bitch is stupid and though it was gold so she got mad

grdianknight 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:14

here's a radical idea for next time... ask the teacher

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