By WhoaZombie - 19/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Huron
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OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)
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You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
Stick to the arcade game whack-a-mole. Much safer.
How'd you manage to do that?
I'm bad at walking on uneven ground apparently. Lmao
The mole strikes back.
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Show it anywayThank you! You beat me to it.
Well I don't have moles where I'm from so don't be so quick to judge
That's a pot-kettle-black situation if I ever saw one. You don't have moles where you're from, therefore your lack of knowledge is your defense against quick judgement, yet that same lack of knowledge allowed you to be quick in rendering judgement on the OP's ankles.
they aerate your yard they do. And eat slugs, bugs, and larvae.
At least you didn't make a mountain out of it
Did you learn nothing from caddie shack
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You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
How'd you manage to do that?