By Magilla - 16/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
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aandra 1

Hair will grow up really fast. They told you 'a year' just for fun I guess.

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varkey 7

haha just shave your chest so that it doesn't look all clumpy... chest hair [yes, even on men] is gross anyways (i'm a straight guy btw)

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zlut 0

A year? If they did waxes, it would probably be the best waxes in the world!

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ballesteros1992 0

this would have been EPIC if it had ended with an " I'm a girl"

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docscientist 9

You would know from experience, right? OP could have a really hairy chest.

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portablecupid 3

good, now you have an excuse to wax it all off

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NextBigThing5044 0

Chest hair is disturbing to me. But a year? Nah doubt it.

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Alienkiller 0

He had 10 patches of hair removed so I'm guessing he knows the felling

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ulicksam 0

You needed cardiac tests and you're whining/crying about chest hair?

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fairypower 4

if Ian not mistaken I thought oils on the chest was best spot for girls to smell pheramones off men? so I never shave because everytime I get my haircut the girls tell me I smell great

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