Health: Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring...

By Magilla - 16/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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aandra 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 23:59

Hair will grow up really fast. They told you 'a year' just for fun I guess.

Aznboifreakster 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 23:58

learn to shave

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balzackgoo 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:02

I'm guessing you're still trying to grow your high school mustache to go along with your chest hair..... bahahaha......

BonJovi821 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:04

I don't believe that it'll take a year. Waxing wouldn't take a year to grow back, so why should this?

SisyphereanTask 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:04

They laughed? Yeah they're evil monsters who take pleasure in tormenting and abusing patients. Or maybe they were trying to lighten the atmosphere and make you feel better. Grow the **** up OP and don't be such a whiney brat.

kaceyxxo 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:51

I would really recommend not going back to those DR's. The "nodes" are actually called electrodes, and they are used to measure the electrical activity of the heart. If they didn't shave your chest before putting the electrodes on, they wouldn't have gotten a very clear signal - since hair and dirt interfere.

Rockem_Sockem 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:29

You really think doctors apply EKG leads these days? Even some nurses can't be bothered to do it, so we need "EKG techs."

underpaidEMT 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 5:25

I do that sometimes if a patient is high, drunk, or just being a jackass. Never screw with the people in charge of your well being...

InsaneGenius 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 5:36

Fairypower, you are right. I would hate it if my husband got rid of his chest hair. I love the way it feels and the way it smells like him and his cologne combined; that's why I love to lay on his chest.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 5:39

That's not true AT ALL. I work for a wax company. The hair starts to grow back in about 2 weeks with normal hair growth. At the most you would see growth in a month... But chances are it'll be fully back in 2-3 months. Not a year.