By muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Same thing different taste

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lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!

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I find it strange that nobody has mentioned if you have to have your dog tied up outside (preferably not all the time!), you need to be using a chain (according to the dogs weight) that swivels on both ends. NOT A ROPE!! are you a freakin moron?

Fishfanatic 7

Your dog should NEVER b be tied up in your yard outside. Ever. There is no logical purpose to i at all. Why get a dog if you have no intention of spending time with it, allowing it to walk where it will ( seeing as that's what it's ******* legs are for ) and generally show natural behaviour . I notice you also live in Arizona which if I am not mistaken, is a very hot area os the US. This YET AGAIN begs the question as to why on earth you have a dog ties up outside. Being under a tree, even with a bowl of water is nowhere near enough to alleviate the heat for a dog. He should be allowed to come inside as I would assume like many Americans, youhave some form of air conditioning in your home. And why exactly IS this dog tied up in a yard? Are an absolutely incapable moron who cannot be bothered to train your dog not to do it's business indoors? I think you need to sort that out and do it quickly. Lastly, the fact you have to tie up your dog when it's outside suggests to me that you have the type of fencing I have seen on a VAST amount of badly planned, poorly kept yards in the US. Made of some variety of chainlink or wire fencing, around waist high. This is USELESS , both as a barrier to intruders and for keeping animals in your yard. Either get yourself a proper fence, made of wood panels with concrete baseboards, at least 5-6 feet high, or rehome your dog. Keeping any animal outside in high temperatures, tied up and unable to walk freely , is basic animal cruelty and nothing else. If you cannot provide correct living conditions for your pets, DON'T GET THEM .

#96, I think the fact it ran off explains why it was tied up. Stop picking on American fencing. I do agree with the heat dis-liking though, that is a valid point.

I live in Arizona also and my dog is inside the house most of the day. When we do put him outside, he jumps into the pool to cool himself off.

your dog must not like you. maybe you shouldn't tie him to a tree.

Fishfanatic 7

97 - The fact it was ABLE to run off *out of the yard* and down the street where it could have been hit by a car, suggests that the OP's fencing is utterly SHIT. So actually I WILL pick on American fencing, because it IS shit . I have seen it with my own eyes. The type of fencing I described is extremely commonplace and as I said, utterly useless for it's purpose. If nothing else get TALLER fencing so that animals cannot jump over it, and sink that fencing into the ground so they have an extremely hard time digging under it. It's hardly rocket science to understand that to prevent your animals from escaping from your yard, you need tall sturdy fencing to keep them in. As I said, tall wood panel fence with concrete baseboards is ideal, along with a decent tall gate. This keeps intruders out better, and keeps animals in.

FFML_314 11

Fishfanatic, you read /way/ to far into this FML. Did you ever think maybe the dog was tied up outside for a few minutes to allow it some fresh air or to go to the bathroom? Like I said before, my pup is tied up outside for a little while, in good weather, because she enjoys it. She gets to roll around in the grass and chew on her outside toys. Who stereotypes about fencing? What a whack-o statement. You have absolutely no way of knowing how long the dog was left outside or even what the circumstances surrounding it where. You house train your dog to not go to the bathroom inside the house, but..er..they still need to go. Therefore, they go outside, where you either walk them around or put them on a chain. My pup is spoiled rotten and is given bundles of attention. You're being a tad bit insane with this. No offense to you at all, but from reading your comment, I think it's clear you need to calm down a little bit. Re-read the FML and take in every possibility, rather than assuming the OP is some horribly neglectful, animal abuser. I'm with CloudEnvy about agreeing with you, when it comes to the heat. Everything else you said, is merely speculation

Well I hope this comment won't be as long as the 2 uper ones. I have white picket fence but my dog tends to jump over it when he is just a small little Maltese with long legs. (See my user picture for a picture of him) so I went and bought a long rope that would allow him to still run around and play without jumping over the fence because I have a big back yard. Not to be rude but if you come into my neighborhood, you'd be surprised about our fencing. I apparently have the shortest fence and also it's better to think about my unborn twins, my daughter, bills and grocery money. Oh, and our family dog named Sammy (See my user picture once again) to think about our fence. Haha OP, that must be embarrising! I know what it feels like sadly. -shudder

Anna and pen covered most points rather well, and I agree (minus any personal insults. That's just how I roll ;]). I will add one thing, though: Cost isn't the only barrier (teehee) to having a dog-proof fence. Many US homes have restrictions on what type of fencing you can install, including height, materials used, anchoring methods, etc. City ordinances and/or zoning, homeowners associations, and landlord/tenant rental agreements are a few good examples. Usually electric fencing is allowed, but aside from the potential cruelty issue, some dogs just don't care and will run through, regardless of the shock.

nascar1477 0

who let the dogs out?...who....who....who.....who let the dogs out???? lol

Fishfanatic 7

NO, idiot. As I said, if you have proper fencing, which you should have, there is NO NEED for your dog to be tied up or on a leash when it goes outside for a crap. Your dog should be free to come in and out. I'm neither stereotyping nor speculating, I am pointing out a very obvious fact and problem with US garden fencing in a lot of areas ( no not everywhere ). I have seen such things with my own eyes, plus so many accounts on pet forums, comments from assosciates of mine in the US about their neighborhood, and on the web in general from people who apparantly feel the need to tie a dog up when it's outside in the yard. The only reason anyone would do this is to stop it getting out yes? If it's ABLE to get out and has done frequently in the past, what does this suggest? It suggests, nay even points out the glaringly obvious fact, that those owners have really shit fencing on their property, if the animals are able to either jump over or dig under. By being able to do so they are then at risk of running into traffic and getting injured or killed. That's plain and absolute poor ownership regardless of how many little sweaters and fluffy squeaky toys you give the dog inside the house. Why the hell would anyone get an animal they supposedly care for and then have such shitty housing that it's able escape and get hurt if it's allowed to run free as is natural ? I'm not over-reacting or reading too much into anything. If your dog is able to get out of your yard, then sort out your fencing. No dog should have to be tied up or put on a leash in it's own garden. There's no need for such a ridiculous thing at all.

FFML_314 11

My first comment fits right in with this one as well. I think it's quite clear that I'm not an idiot. You have this habit of blowing up most FMLs you comment on, with ridiculous paragraphs that don't even pertain to the actual story itself. You're adding things in as you go along. You /are/ reading into it a tad bit too far. You're also getting incoherently hostile about such a small issue. Accidents /do/ happen and most are preventable in some form or another, but that doesn't stop them from happening. You are stereotyping a country, based on seeing a few houses with shitty fencing. My pup has a running cord and she is no way being abused or harmed. I can't spend every waking moment with her. Although, I would like to do so. The dog got away from him, it happens and it's great that nothing bad happened to his dog, but you are throwing around your iron fist. Come down from your ledge and chill out. I'm not quite certain as to why you're so hostile, but aside from you being amusing at this particular moment, you tend to get rather annoying with your novels. You really need to learn to relax a little bit and not take every FML you read so seriously. You're preaching to someone, who probably won't read your rant. You are the person that posted /the/ longest comment I've ever seen..about fish. Accept a little bit of other peoples opinions once in awhile. This is pretty interesting coming from me and I'm sure someone will say it. I tend to poke fun at people and push other peoples buttons and argue with a lot of people, but you are flying off the handle, about something that makes no difference. You are fighting a battle against no one. You go on a tirade, almost every single time you post. At lease accept that you're nuts. Just a bit of friendly advice.

Again, Fish, please see my reply #125 under your last post, #99. Fencing is NOT something you always have complete control over in the US. In fact, total homeowner control over things like fencing is becoming a rare exception to the norm these days. Should dog ownership also be declining? I don't think so. What's domestication about except adjusting animal behavior to human-controlled conditions for the benefit of both? It's not natural to feed dogs from a bowl, put them to work herding livestock, use them in pet therapy, or heck, even pet them and cuddle with them. Those things aren't considered abuse or neglect. Good fences will always be the preferred method of physical control, but it simply isn't always an option. There *are* humane alternatives, like the extremely impressive dog run my SIL (who is a vet tech and animal rights activist) built for her dog in their unfenceable yard. Such alternatives require more vigilance and supervision on the pet owner's part than a strong, tall, well-anchored fence, but our pets are worth it. Obviously someone was watching this OP's dog. You're of course entitled to your opinion, and I understand getting heated about whatever hot-button issues are important to you. But implying that anyone who doesn't agree with you, particularly those who did so respectfully, are heartless, animal-abusing idiots is going a bit overboard. And the fencing stereotypes are just silly, especially when you don't know much about the issues behind the allegedly-inadequate fencing here.

Hehe I live in Arizona too and had the same problem. Except my dog was chewing on his rope while I tries to make him stop causing him to bite harder, rip the rope, and make me run in my underwear while I guess all the hot guys at a nearby cookout whistled and hooted at me. I got my dog back but everytime I walk him, one of the guys that saw me in my undies comes out and slaps my ass. -.-' I'm scared to go out on. o.o Oh, and I'm a girl and my pic is my dog Sammy who I was chasing in my undies. FYL op.

that's what you deserve. keeping your dog chained up with a rope. our society is pathetic. i would like to chain you up and see how you like it.

katialovesfml 0

should have let the bastard leave

wow my dog did that to me many times once bare foot but fully dressed and another for like an hour just because my dog thinks I'm trying to play a game