Miscellaneous: Today I unwrapped my burrito and instead of throwing away the... - FML

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By TouretteSyndrome - 07/11/2016 05:08

Today I unwrapped my burrito and instead of throwing away the foil around it, I threw away the burrito. FML

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SnapeIsGood 20

Monday 7 November 2016 18:07

The first time that the "That could've happened to me too"-button is a 100% accurate.

elk17 7

Tuesday 8 November 2016 12:59

Haha that always happens to me. Unlucky but hope you got a new burrito

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SnapeIsGood 20

Monday 7 November 2016 18:07

The first time that the "That could've happened to me too"-button is a 100% accurate.

elk17 7

Tuesday 8 November 2016 12:59

Haha that always happens to me. Unlucky but hope you got a new burrito

flaka816 8

Tuesday 8 November 2016 13:42

That sucks! I've done that before too more than once actually! lol. I just get in too big of a hurry to eat during my lunch break.

OhPuhleeze 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 18:23

It has happened to me too.. And I hesitated a second before throwing the sandwich and looked at the wrapper, then threw away the sandwich, then looked at the wrapper, then looked at the sandwich in the bin, back at the wrapper, threw the wrapper in the bin and had to get another sandwich. I had a lot going through my mind as I guess you had too...

ImTheDoctor11 0

Tuesday 6 December 2016 4:59

I've done that haha but with mac-n-cheese

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