Miscellaneous: Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook....

By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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You happened

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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Cropped

By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML

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Goof friends

By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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The grey zone

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 18:00

Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML

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By Shalamar - 15/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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ArturoRamirez 16

Monday 1 June 2015 7:22

Yeah, good thing he isn't.

jojimugo 20

Monday 1 June 2015 7:45

He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple

Comments

yuckduck 9

Monday 1 June 2015 23:13

Maybe you look like a younger version of your grandmother? Anyways, FYL

JustTheFacts 5

Monday 1 June 2015 23:31

OPs family should definitely never ever EVER play Cards Against Humanity

BitchBeCray 12

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:23

What in the actual ****

crzdcatldy 12

Wednesday 17 June 2015 8:29

O.o I've been in similar situations...yes, plural. My dad's family is seriously messed up. I feel your pain, OP.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:27

That's creepy.

Addiction333 14

Friday 12 February 2016 19:38

The woes of a hot girl. Everyone wants to **** you. Your grandpa wants to **** you. Your dad wants to **** you. Your uncle wants to **** you. Your brother wants to **** you. Your dog wants to **** you. Get over it.